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catfish

when a girl puts a full face of makeup on
person 1: hey have you seen sally?

person 2: no.

sally: i’m right here guys!

person 1&2: woah you’re a catfish!
by MonkeyMan11 March 2, 2019
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catoune

- what are you doing?
- A catoune.
by j4cob March 5, 2019
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catfatshaming

When you bring shame on a cute cat for being fat. You monster :(
This cat is pretty fat!; STOP catfatshaming!
by Variiuz May 14, 2019
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catfish

when someone appears one way but once seen in person look completely diffrent
did you see rachel’s instagram post? she’s a catfish! i saw her at the mall and she looks nothing like that.
by topdawgmaster June 15, 2019
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catformers

Catformers is a cat that has evolved from a human cat, who is rarely transformed from a normal human house cat.
The cat's evolving circumstances are as follows: Owner must be a Anime weeb level 999, must have watched 2 or more Anime series, must have in some way watched hentai, has begun to use nya instead of meow all of the time.

Catforming cats have a tendency to evolve into a real anime chick, who can tease any human being into marrying them. And then slowly kill them in their sleep after seducing them to watch their favorite anime with their new waifu.

the catformers cats can then transform into a human house cat again, and find a new home to rinse and repeat.
Person 1: Oh my, have you heard the new "real-life waifu" accident?
Person 2: You mean the one dead weeb guy who was found dead wanking to Anime? What a poor loner.
Person 1: They apparently found a note saying "cat forme-" or something and some cat footprints outside.
Person 2: Sounds like something from transformers and a fantasy movie. Well, Catformers, sounds kinda cool?
Person: 1 Heh, the "catformers accident" ... hmm, that sounds much cooler ngl.
by Electrocute4u July 4, 2019
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Catfish

A pathetic human being who, through the use of social media, uses somebody else’s pictures to deceive others into thinking they’re talking to a beautiful person when really they’re talking to an ugly troll. Most likely an old fat guy.
Turns out that sexy Dominican guy I was talking to was really a 50 year old fat guy. Stupid catfish!
by SaltyNutz98 July 21, 2019
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catfished

To be told something by someone when they are aware that it is not the truth.

Told the truth is something when it is actually something else.
“ Hey girl i swear i didn’t eat the last olive “

*watches a video tape of her eating the last olive

her “ omg you catfished me !!”
by oolala22 October 12, 2019
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