candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 1, 2017

Candy Canus

The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.

You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.

by Bretsus December 7, 2011

Candy rolling

The act of taking ecstasy.
(Not to be confused with candy flipping
The act of taking acid and ectstasy)

Eric:“Yo bro I took so much ecstasy last night “
Trey:“Fr?”
Eric:“Yeah bro I was candy rolling “

by Iceyn8 April 4, 2018

big candy

Big candy- A plus sized male that is also smooth on the basketball court.

Look at the big man play,he has that big candy skill.

by BIGCANDY 25 December 18, 2016

rooster candy

Chicken=cock

Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock

Yummy I ate his rooster candy after he stuck it in his cat’s ass

by imfuckingey May 31, 2019

golden candy

Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.

Alex, Yvette gave me the best golden candy of my life last night.

by Bakersdoesnt May 31, 2018

Nose Candy

A slang term for cocaine.

Bro, Adam and I just hit the Nose Candy!

by didegerdoo2112 November 1, 2019