Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

by doug=caesar July 27, 2011

cactus

As used in kiwi, the song by Harry styles, a cactus is someone who is a real prick.

tom: "Ayy Gary is coming over tonight"
jeff: "what a cactus"

by Pig rolls July 2, 2020

pussy cactus

pussy cactus is a world renowned 4 member band, for more information: @buzzycactusofficial on instagram

“hey rebecca have you listened to pussy cactus’ new single”

“no?”

“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate”

by thebobman21 May 29, 2024

cactus arms

when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus

Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!

by matchamonster May 17, 2016

Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.

Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".

by John Weblyek April 21, 2020

cactus bitchy

The modern definition of annoying

✨cactus bitchy✨

by giveemhellkid April 15, 2021

cactus kerfucktis

Australian expression dressed up to sound Latin denoting something that is broken. Also shortened to 'cactus'.

"Why don't we watch something on the telly (TV)?"
"We can't because it's cactus kerfucktis"

by OzzieHank December 1, 2016