murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.

bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.

by sailormanbananaton February 5, 2010

Cack head

The essence of being a douche. This is almost like being a cock head but ment to be said with a very intense east Coast accent. This word is not to be confused with shit head even though the meaning is generally the same.

Miguel is a cack head!!! And he knows it!!!

by Texas t bagger June 2, 2011

boffin head

Somebody with an extremely large head. This can be used as abuse or as a joke.

Opposite: Pee wee head

Nick: Jeeze, i Cant see the screen
Emma: Its because his big BOFFIN HEAD is blocking the view!

by Bofifnhead1992 August 4, 2007

head boop

When a cat rams its face into a place on a person then usually follows through with a whole body side swipe. Face, hand, belly, leg, where ever the cat wants. Its a cat.

My cat head booped me at breakfast and I almost died of the cuteness.

by kittyvannever January 31, 2015

Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 3, 2018

Cinderella head

When a girl is giving a blow job and she gets to the ball.

My chick was giving me road head as I drove over a speed bump and the next thing I knew she was giving me that Cinderella head.

by Oresmelt May 22, 2014

Measly Heads

The opposite of ode heads, When there is a small amount of people in a location.

Yo there's measly heads in here!

by B3llaa February 3, 2021