King Willie

n.

1. A Jamaican drug lord.

2. A Houngan or Bokor.

3. Someone who believes that power is more important than monetary wealth.

If you want some good weed there's a King Willie working over by docks. But don't disrespect his posse or he'll turn your ass into a zombie.

That VP is a serious King Willie. Don't try to pay him off, all he cares about is taking over the company.

by Siaten March 17, 2010

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 03, 2023

Willy wobbler

British lad that wears grey tracksuit bottoms pulled down to his knees

Chav walks in .
Me: hew look a that willy wobbler

by Chavland101 November 09, 2019

Gay Willie

When you have sex with another man dressed like a stranded islander and during sex you headbutt him and he kicks you out of the house.

Frank: I can't believe that guy pulled a Gay Willie on me last night.
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!

by TheGote September 06, 2012

Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.

"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"

by CatMac February 06, 2014

Willy Talk

Those akward moments when your peeing in the urinal, and the guy next to you starts talking.

Friend: "Yeah, it was super akward. The guy next to me tried to willy talk.
You: "Cool."

by ABiGuy June 16, 2022