Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.

Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.

by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020

full of bullshit

Running around the house (or wherever) acting like a crazy nutball! Less bad crazy, more fun and excitable. Way too much energy and full of oneself. Be warned, may cause accidental damage to decor and other items. Does not mean untruthful like it's cousin, full of shit.

Friend: What's going on with your kid today??

Me: Who knows bro, he's been full of bullshit all morning!

by Redupyerrewm84 August 27, 2023

Javi-bullshit

The act of procrastinating and acting like a baby by creating a mess for other people to clean up.

Tired of your damn Javi-bullshit

by Tomas Williams November 11, 2021

backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.

Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*

by aria k! March 8, 2022

Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

Bullshit Clown

When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.

Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!

Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!

by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022

Bullshit Banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.

Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.

by Government Glasses November 9, 2020