bryan

The most sigma, dattebayo, ultra instinct, gyatt, rizz specialist, fanum tax producer, alpha chad of a man. He can make your best day even bester and your worst day even bester. If you are nice to him, he can be your most best nakama. However, if you make him mad, he will go feral on you and make you regret that you were ever born.
Bryan is morbidly a beast.
"Sugoi" says the beast of a man otaku bryan
by Oh Bryan November 26, 2023
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a person who likes black men jiggling their bootycheeks while they are covered in baby oil while they are butt naked in the shower
Hey, whos that watching the black guy?
oh, thats just Bryan
by adrianlikeblackguysjiggling April 26, 2022
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the most amazing guy. who actually has an IQ over 9000. and is the most important person in the world. you can also describe him as perfect.
he is a bryan
by the saviour of the memes November 05, 2019
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Someone who is understanding and caring and is always there for you. He always puts in effort so you know he cares. He always knows how to make me laugh and can always tell when something is wrong. I’ve only known him for a couple months but I couldn’t imagine my life without him now. He is one of the only things keeping me here. Bryan is the guy I’m in love with and all I want is for him to be mine. Bryan if you see this no matter how long it’s been since we talked know that you will always have a place in my heart. I will have love for you always.
by hopelesslyinlovewithhim November 30, 2021
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Bryan is a guy who is athletic and is short and likes to flex
Hey have u every seen a Bryan?

Yea he’s short.
by Hannahkat November 08, 2020
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He is so blind he doesn’t see what he needs is right infront of him. He misses hints thrown at him so you can say it directly , he has met the love of his life already he is just focused on games not realizing.
“Wow did you see bryan and his ex??! He’s got a good one!”
by 4ktayl June 19, 2023
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A Bryan is a type of guy who simps over one girl for too long that turns into obsession and stalker traits.
You: hey you remember my ex, Bryan?
Other: oh yeah the one that simps over you?
You: yeah im pretty sure he’s stalking me.
by StateFarmIsThere November 20, 2023
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