Breast Joke

When your wife wakes you up by putting her tits in your face 👀

That was the breast Joke. You really milked that.

by Madame Frog April 3, 2023

Dense Breast

A "dense breast" is a breast that holds its shape and is more round (therefore attracting a larger male audience)

Sarah has such cute boobs.
She has dense breasts

by MattThePro December 20, 2016

dyslexic breasts

A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.

by veganeater December 10, 2017

breast cancer badge

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time

I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!

by H@nn@ October 13, 2011

Breasts

The round soft things on a women's chest.

Some, but not all men absolutely love breasts for some reason or another.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 19, 2022

dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.

I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.

by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017

Breasts

The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.

Cindy: Ahh, my breasts are aching!
John: If I suck on them, they'll get better!
Bill Nye the Science Guy: The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.

by Whyisn'tmymomaskingmeforjoy September 30, 2020