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Slang term for taking a dump. Can either be a Boris Yeltsin...in which case this poo was solid as a rock...or a Boris Becker...in which this poo was smooth like the tennis player.
Well, i gotta go take a Boris.
Yeltsin or Becker?
C'mon we just had tacos....you know which one!!
by nappeo November 19, 2009
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boise

A city people growing up in/living in during the 90's (Aka "The Golden Age") could fall in love with. I never even knew there was a desert around boise until I became a frequent flier. But anyways...

Boise in the 90's was a peaceful area, and I know this becuase I lived in a neighborhood full of child rapists and never once got abducted walking home from school. There was a slighty more creative slang language back then too. Old playground insults like "Gaywaud" were sputtered about, resulting in laughter, and people didn't seem to get offended as much. There were a lot less fads polluting the environment (To name a few that we have today.... emo, chav, juggalo, skater, WoW subscriber, country music, believing in global warming, atheism etc.) , so basically a more intelligent generation of people.

People would gather and listen to some good tunes like The Smashing Pumpkins. They could aslo gather and play video games that actually had a plot and treasure the silly/cheesy gameplay and jagged graphics.

Boise now, however, is something of a cess pool. It has expanded and practically absorbed the less interesting places like Nampa, Caldwell, and Meridian. Retards, chavs, and bums cloud the streets like a plague. More califronians have slipped in, and the city altogether has devolved. The camelot era is forgotten. It's as though God has decided to take a big dump on my childhood. The sandbox has filled up with dogterds! (Wtf? Thought I had a fence?)

The rest of Idaho is pretty much the same. A shithole with lots of egotistical, argumentative, moronic, opinionated, "Open minded" (Drug addicted), Guitar-game-appendage obsessed freak liberals. Or the occasional hillbilly you see working at the Goodwill store that just irks the fuck out of you. You really don't want to live here.
Boise was a great place to live ten years ago.
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Boris

A large bottle of cheap vodka to be consumed at great speed. Normally bought about 10:30pm from a 24/7. Used when in desperate need to get off box quickly and cheaply before entering an expensive nightclub.

Stereotype Russian man (Boris) drinks vodka alot
by Donkey Kong01 January 11, 2009
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Boise

Boise is the mildly retarded window licking half brother to Portland. If you plan on going out after sundown Boise is not the place. Also the holy ground for backpackin granola eating hippies.
I visited Boise once...Once.
by moparwade April 18, 2006
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Boris

Boris is the guy your mom would never want. If your daughter brings a guy named Boris to the house, he is probably a fat fuck and wears glasses. He has a bigger booty than your daughter, and his pp is small. Kick him out ASAP.
You are as ugly as Boris.
Oh no! Boris is at my house again.
by theycallmeyoungdaggerdickay February 26, 2019
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Boish

Boish; slang of Boyshit; used in place of bullshit when said refering to bullshit associated with or by a boy.
Noun. Acting Boish
Verb. Boished it up.
Adjective. That’s Boish bull shit
Adverb. He Boishly told me it was over by text message.
Said by male "I’ve got Boish to do"

Said by female "I'm fed up with all this boish, I'm gonna go lesbian"

Said by homosexers "Total Boish, don't blame all your infidelities on the fact your male, that’s the oldest trick in the book of Boish boy bull shit."
by Apedanger January 22, 2009
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Boris Johnson

A sexual BDSM act that progressively becomes more intense with a tier system ranging from 1-4 and full lockdown. Starting by slowly restraining a person(s) feeedoms up tp full lockdown and locking a person(s) in for several months and fucking them repeatedly until they give up and comply.
I did a Boris Johnson and put them on full lockdown, they've never been fucked so hard for so long.
by I_Am_Potato January 5, 2021
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