Book Snatcher

One who steals books to sell them back for money. Book Snatchers are usually found on or around a campus.
Damn man, I can't find my book I think a book snatcher got it!
by CP November 19, 2004
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The Book Club

An underground organization. Board 1611, a.k.a. Dinky Doo. A place to go if you want to relieve stress. Not really a book club. At the book club, Admiral Ackbar rules with an iron fist. All who oppose shall be sodomized and obliterated.
Uncool User #1: What is this book club I keep hearing about?
C Bar: Come to board 1611.
Uncool User: Ok...
Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
Uncool User #1: *<b>SODOMIZ'D!</b>*
Icon: *takes off pants*
Explicit Content: OMGWTFBBQ!?!?! Get out of here you bloody spud!!
ChaosTony: OH SNAP!
TenkoStar17: It's all over my pants!
Heavenscloud889: RAW IS JERICHO!!!
ChaosTony: yay!
Explicit Content: yay!
Uncool User #2: So this the book club...
by ChaosTony September 20, 2004
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picture book

Any book with pictures for adults or children regardles of the word count or the number of illustration.
A picture book for adults is Twilight in a Forbidden City.
by Frankie One Way May 08, 2006
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Ass-Book

When sitting on your phone, you update you Facebook status without knowing it. (Ass booked, Ass-Booking)
Person 1: "Dude, what the hell is going on with your Facebok status?"

Person 2: "Oh, I must have been Ass-Booking while I was in the DMV."
by Cross194 June 30, 2010
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book of tard

The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.
When the book of tard is written the names Bush, and Chaney will fill several chapters.
by knowman March 27, 2008
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Black Books

Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Sample dialogue from Black Books

Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"

Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
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Book hangover

When you've finished a book and you suddenly return to the real world, but the real world feels incomplete or surreal because you're still living in the world of the book.
"I have a really bad book hangover today, I could hardly concentrate at work."
by iciclethe828 June 18, 2013
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