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british knee

To offer a blowjob where the reciever stands, and the giver performs from their knees. Because of ethical issues the roles are often reversed where the blowed becomes the blower resulting in 2 seperate cases of brit knee. Often relates to cases of men performing oral sex on each other.
There was five minutes between meetings that afternoon so during the break Tim gave Jim some british knee. On tommorrows break Jim hopes to return the favor.
by Jason Buckley October 29, 2007
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british sunflower

when a man or woman urinates into a condom, ties the end, then freezes the urine. after it is frozen they then poke a hole in the end, insert it into their anus then let it defrost
ah dude i gave her a massive british sunflower
by n.c.e.b March 1, 2010
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british columbian

Code name for a hot girl. Mainly used in front of girls so that guys can talk all they want about how hot girls are. Its pretty much used exclusively in Marin.
Bobby - Damn! Did you see that British Columbian back there?
Joe - Yeah Man! She made me so horny!
Sara - Hey you guys what's going on? Is someone from Canada here?
by Banana- Fish September 25, 2006
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British

A good, fun, tea-loving, good sitcom-producing bunch of people. Some Irish resent them for constantly taking over the small country and owning 2/3 of Ulster.

Generally good people but as an Irish person I'm a little cautious in case more riots (eg the Troubles, Easter Rising, Plantations) break out.
British people speak in lots of dialects.
by MissyUseless-and-Irish April 28, 2011
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british accent

The british accents are the most annoying accents in the world. Note I said "accents" as they can be an English accent, or a Scottish one or a Welsh one or a Northern Irish one.

Believed by many people to indicate a genius that simply isn't there. Also believed by many to indicate a sophistication that isn't there either.

Former colonies of Her Royal Majesty tend to have much better (and sexier) accents than those of the Motherland.
Examples of british accents: Those really obnoxious wanks in HEX, MI-5 and Coupling.
by Her Most Royal Majesty October 3, 2007
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Bonitis

A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000
Steve: He man let's go bone all those chicks!
Sean: I can't man... it's the bonitis :(
by Curtis_house May 26, 2009
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british

Nice people who live in a country with a good history and nice nature, they don't live in average American houses, the average family lives in a small house. But that's usually very normal. American cartoons often mistake the British for highly boring people who were tuxedos and fancy outfits with a bowler hat or a top hat which always speak unusually from the past. The British capital city is London.
British: Hey, nice to meet you.
American: What the hell?! WHERE'S YOUR FANCY-PANTS OUTFIT AND ACCENT?! FUCKING HELL!
by Nooboob January 3, 2010
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