Bob Dylan

thé greatest artist of all time. the most diverse musician ever. don’t fucken trash dylan.

Bob Dylan is nothing but cool.

by arsenic_veins March 28, 2020

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Jesus Bob

An emphatic interjection made when an off-handed sinister or perverse remark, often involving one's mom, leads to a cascade of incremental sarcastic wit that terminates with someone taking it way too far and getting graphically specific. The other participant in this cascade is left speechless, with the exception of the phrase: "Jesus Bob."

Paul: "...that's what she said."

Bob: "Who, you're mom? Yeah she says that to me all the time."

Paul: "Well the only words I get from your mom are groans."

Bob: "Well I fisted your mom in the ass while your dad asphyxiated himself in a gimp suit and jacked off!"

Paul: "Jesus Bob...."

by ah_halifax1 December 11, 2013

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penis bob

Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.

- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

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