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Blonde Taco

A female cups her hands and then the male ejaculates and then urinates into the females hands ,then the female slurps this mixture out of her hands
by munroe94 December 18, 2010
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blonde brittany

Gets played by Bo Jangles while receiving 10 anal beads.
Blonde Brittany goes home every weekend to be molested by Bo Jangles, while she takes 10 anal beads from Z-unit.
by jerome mascowitz February 28, 2005
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dumb blonde

usually a very hot female with big breasts. And never has any idea what is going on unless she is shaking her booty.
me: murrin, I'm going to have sex with you tomaro.

murrin: OK!!! hahaha I love cheezitz and mountain dew!

me: wow i'm so glad that your fine ass is a dumb blonde!
by notlad December 31, 2007
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Blonde Mafia

Four girls who commonly refer themselves as the Blonde Mafia or "BM" for short. They drive in a gold Lexus RX300 and blast their favorite songs with the wicked stereo. They are blonde, fearless, intimdating but loved. They create natural wind while walking. They use words like "busted", "abso", "de frickin licious", "blah blah blah", and "whatev" to emphasise their speech.
There goes the Blonde Mafia/BM in the Mafia Mobile, I wonder what trouble/party they are going to get into next.
by Blonde Mafia June 18, 2006
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Bottle Blonde

A woman who dyes her hair blonde and thinks guys are stupid enough to think its real.

Here is a easy way to tell a real blond from fake: Look at the eyebrows!

WARNING!!! Avoid bottle blonds because if you last more than 10 years with them there hair will fall out from peroxide poisoning!
Wow nice blonde hair, only problem, you have brown eyebrows!

Stupid bottle blonde
by TomTheHoff June 20, 2009
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blonde brittany

Illinoian decent, refers to a girl who likes to straddle when drunk, refuses to give only receives, Likes to cry a lot, is allergic to alcohol, and enjoys bukkake and cum farting!
Blonde Brittany stradles Gregg as she demands bukkake from Josh, after puking from Matt's seamen, and cum farting after colin skeets in her.
She likes the taste of Mark's peedle.
by Capt. America February 14, 2005
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Blonde Freeze

When a Blonde haired person is trying to do several things at a time and then gets confused and or overwhelmed.
While at work I was helping a customer at the counter. Then another customer walks up to ask me if we are all out of a product. Then the phone rings. I turned to my co-worker and told him I am having a Blonde Freeze.
by Ms D November 8, 2010
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