Justin Bieber

A 16-year-old Canadian pop singer. Sings crap plastic-packaged pop which no one in their right minds should listen to. However, he gets a lot of unwarranted hate from people trying to bolster their masculinity by insulting them (his voice hasn't broken, making him rather an easier target).

Target of multiple unpleasant Facebook likes.

Object of 6.02*10^23 screaming girls' adulation.

Facebook like: puberty will hit Justin Bieber like a train.

Screaming fan: ZOMG JUSTIN! LET ME LICK YOUR BOOTS JUSTIN! MARRY ME JUSTIN! ZOMGZOMGZOMG!!!!!

Typical conversation:
GUY: Justin Bieber is such a talentless faggot.
GIRL: You're just jealous.
Both of these people are equally stupid.

by the voice of common sense January 23, 2011

Bieber

-verb
1. To sexually objectify a minor, mostly used in pedophiliac circles.

Also; To beiber

That kid is a total bieber, i hope i can persuade him to jump in my windowless van.

by CaptAjel March 3, 2011

Justin Bieber

Things that describe justing bieber

1.Ushers bitch
2.Pre pubic fag
3.loved for his look
4.has songs about love how damn original
5.Hannah Montannas main vocalist

fan:AHHHHHH ITS JUSTIN BIEBER NO WAY I LOVE YOU

me: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Justin sucks April 4, 2010

Justin Bieber Effect

What happens when hearing a new song and you aren't sure if the singer is a girl or a guy.

Person 1: Is this a girl or a guy?
Person 2: The Justin Bieber effect! But, its a girl that sings this song...
Person 1: Oh, its hard to tell...

by dagnija May 29, 2010

Justin Bieber

One of the most taboo words on the planet.

Lucy: Like, OMG! Justin Bieber is like-SOOO hot!!!
Micah: Oooooooooohhhh! You just said the JB-word!

by Dohayecarumbadoh May 8, 2011

Beebeeindaveevee

The phenoteical form of the acronym B.B. in the V.V , which stands for boom boom in the vroom vroom. Boom Boom in the vroom vroom is simply the act of having sex in the car. It may also be defined as fucking, screwing, boning, and the like. However it can not be defined as making love, as you can not make love in a vehicle. Not only is beebeeindaveevee fun to say but is also an excellent way to end a drunken Saturday night.

Guy: "Hey dude where did you disappear to last night?"
Jordan: “I went for some beebeeindaveevee”
Guy: “How was it?”
Jordan: “…my head hurts…”

by Legz Honez January 1, 2009

Bieber Seizure

The act of suddenly singing, talking, acting like, being a fan girl over, or obsessing over Justin Bieber.

I was sitting next to Alia when all of a sudden she started to sing "baby", by Justin Bieber, she was was having a Bieber Seizure.

Alia- "Baby, baby, baby oooooh,"

Valerie-" Bieber Seizure much?"

Alia-" yes... :/"

by Waldo i miss you March 3, 2011