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Girl #2: That's Tristan Beilman the Amazing Spider-Man!!!!!!!!
Girl #1: Wow, he's so dreamy!
Girl #2: Dreamer than that mugshot guy! I wonder who he's saving now!
Girl #1: Actually, I think he's just getting a chicken sandwich.
Girl #2: He really IS the greatest superhero of all time! My hero!
Girl #2: That's Tristan Beilman the Amazing Spider-Man!!!!!!!!
Girl #1: Wow, he's so dreamy!
Girl #2: Dreamer than that mugshot guy! I wonder who he's saving now!
Girl #1: Actually, I think he's just getting a chicken sandwich.
Girl #2: He really IS the greatest superhero of all time! My hero!
by koolkatkid June 24, 2014
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Dude, Wonderwoman is giving me straight up soul beams right now. I forgot my condom in her invisible jet.
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Normally made out of the salt encrusted oak of former naval vessels ensuring that the pil beam is solid and free from chafing.
It was thought to have originated in the early 16th century in the South west of England and was first mentioned in Brother Callicot's ecclesiastical tome 'Under ye leather Hud'.
A working example is still kept in operation in Wormwood scrubs prison. This is required by law as some present day statutes still have the Pil beam as a condition awarded in court for minor offences such as home taping from the radio.
Normally made out of the salt encrusted oak of former naval vessels ensuring that the pil beam is solid and free from chafing.
It was thought to have originated in the early 16th century in the South west of England and was first mentioned in Brother Callicot's ecclesiastical tome 'Under ye leather Hud'.
A working example is still kept in operation in Wormwood scrubs prison. This is required by law as some present day statutes still have the Pil beam as a condition awarded in court for minor offences such as home taping from the radio.
'The village fete is crap this year'
'Hang on, things are livening up, the Pil beam is being wheeled out'.
'Hand me another C45, I am going to tape the Steve Wright show off the radio'
'You know you can end up over a Pil beam for something like that'.
'Hang on, things are livening up, the Pil beam is being wheeled out'.
'Hand me another C45, I am going to tape the Steve Wright show off the radio'
'You know you can end up over a Pil beam for something like that'.
by sancudos January 8, 2011
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1) Used as a swear word, just like the f and s words, however towards an object or problem.
2) From Austin Powers Movie - An evil plan to have sharks with Laser Beams on their heads. Interesting.
1) Used as a swear word, just like the f and s words, however towards an object or problem.
2) From Austin Powers Movie - An evil plan to have sharks with Laser Beams on their heads. Interesting.
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