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beating off the clock

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.
by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010
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Squaw Beating

You should have seen the squaw beating at the bar last night. They beat the shit out of that white girl!
by jumpygunz June 1, 2010
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Breaking Wind

A fan nickname for detractors of the Twilight series named after the universally hated (actually all of the books are hated, but this one sucked the most) fourth book, Breaking Dawn, that even the most fanatic twitard despised.

Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.

Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.

Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.
"I'm not going to see Breaking Wind because Jacob ends up becoming a pedophile."
by anonknows December 29, 2011
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Breaking

-Short for Break Dancing
Did you so them breaking? Those air-flares were immaculate.
by Life's Easy January 16, 2009
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devil is beating his wife

This expression is used to describe the weather when it is raining and sunny, also referred to as a "sunshower."
"Looks like the devil is beating his wife today," muttered the old coot as he felt the rain hit the back of his neck.
by MrFebtober June 11, 2006
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Beating Buns

When you go out dancing and grind dance with someone from behind. The beating can be performed with your genitals and/or hands. A gentleman will always warm his hands up be rubbing them together before performing the spank.

Can also be abbreviated to "B-in B's"
Q: "What'd you do last night"
A: "We went to the club and were beating buns"

or

Q: "What were you doing out there?"
A: "Just B-ing B's"

or

Female: Damn I just want to go out tonight and get my buns beat.
by 3xMOP July 6, 2009
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baking a quiche

The worst excuse to use when peeing behind a dumpster.
Police Officer: Sir what are you doing?

Guy: Don"t mind me officers, I'm just baking a quiche.
by solid goldner March 2, 2011
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