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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
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the safe

when you bust in her mouth and cover her mouth with either tape or your hand.
Yo u know that hoe emily, well i made her the safe.
by Hoe fucker March 1, 2021
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Safe

1. The way that "safe" is used in a particular part of north Jersey, it is mostly said when something bad has happened or the topic of discussion is not desirable. Can work as an equivalent for "pause".
2. Safety
Person 1: "Yo bro, what is in the sink??"
Person 2: *looks in the sink* "Nah, safe."
Person 3: *walks by* "Hey Person 1 and 2, I think I found the one." *shows picture of 'the one'*
Person 1 and 2, recognizing who is in the picture: "SAAAAFEE!!"
by NBAYounboyseed 😈 November 22, 2024
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Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
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safe gay

Also spelled "safegay," this refers to implied homosexuality in a fictional work done subtly enough to be marketed towards a mostly straight audience or to children. This usually occurs when the creators don't want to cause controversy. or the higher-ups wanted them to tone it down if the plan was originally to show it more obviously.

Usually, it's hard to catch the first time around, but becomes more obvious each time you consume that media.

Coined by Stacy on the YouTube channel, Geek Remix.
It took Sarah a couple seasons to catch the "safe gay" in her favorite television show, but once she noticed it, it was cemented in her mind.
by Dr. Sigh September 19, 2016
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safe edgy

Edginess that skirts the line of demonetization and actually hurting people's feelings. Effectively edginess while exclusively "punching up".

Safe edgy people joke about white people and white counties like Italy, France, England etc. but never say actual racial slurs. Might say "faggot" if they're gay or gay-adjacent but only use it in a positive tone or aggressive tone towards people who aren't gay. They occasionally make jokes about "zionists" and Jews but claim to not be anti-semitic.
Idubbbz went from being actually edgy to only being safe edgy in a few years due to his wife and Youtube pushing against his edginess.
by Anon E. Mouz August 19, 2024
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safe

Aleksandr is safe, probably the safest there ever was to be safe. They say he is so safe that OSHA wanted to recruit him, but he didn't want to take the risk. Aleksandr is the literal definition of safe.
Ashley "Ok well be safe tomorrow"
Aleksandr " Literally the definition of safe is me, look it up"
by Anonamosious April 1, 2022
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