bake and wake

having your significant other plug your nose and give you a shotgun hit while sleeping. For some reason while sleeping it goes really deep in your lungs and you are high upon startling awake.

Can also be done with bong if you dont want to touch mouths. Just fill the chamber, plug their nose, and blow it into their mouth through the choke (not as effective)

Guy: *coughing* hot damn thanks for the bake and wake, lets wake and bake now!
Girl: but first lets have sex!
Guy: this is the best morning ever..

by samuelLjackson July 16, 2008

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Baking a Cake

When you mix cocaine, baking soda, and a little bit of water on a piece of tin foil. Then you spread the mixture out on the foil. You let it dry then you use a lighter underneith the foil to make the mixture burn and then you suck the smoke up with a gutted out pen.

I going to go bake a cake. I just got done baking a cake.

by Matty1337 October 26, 2006

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Cake Bake

phrase meaning a surprise or ass whooping someone has coming!

a Set up

ex.1-Yea she stole my ring but I got a "cake bake" for that hoe

ex.2- when he get home I got a "cake bake" for that azz

ex.3- them Goons gone cake bake that nigga

by Ms. Oak Cliff January 14, 2008

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clam bake

While having anal sex from behind, you stuff your balls inside her clam.

I hope she doesn't queef during the clam bake.

by d12 July 10, 2005

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jew-bake

to cook beyond well done, burnt to a delightfully crunchy crisp, blackened to an african color...preferably in a giant oven

Example 1:
Cook: OH FUCK!! i jewbaked those brownies FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
Example 2:
Dude: I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with a n soj.
Waitress: How would you like that cooked?
Dude: Jewbaked please.
Waitress: Of course.....PSST meet me in the bathroom AND WE'LL HAVE WILD RACOON SEX!

by GG_VVV January 1, 2007

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