Badger Love

The love of badgers badger

the act of loving badgers beastafelia

badger love - if it aint gay, its ok!!

I love badgers...especially ones by the sea

by Hi-Ho-Horho December 25, 2008

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

by Xx_Sniperpro_xX July 9, 2016

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

fish badger

Advertising and creative industry terminology when you pitch two separate creative ideas - a fish and a badger and the client makes you mush the two together.

The client just fish badgered the creative ideas

by Saatchi Stress Head February 25, 2021

Badger Rat

A worn out loose Vagina resembling a dead Rat. Also smells like a Badger.

Did you go down on Sally last night? Nah, she had Badger Rat, I could smell it a mile off.

by Cri Cri W January 28, 2023