Brand-Brained

An adjective to describe someone who is making purchasing decisions centered solely around the brand name attached to the item.

Stella: I want this sweater from urban outfitters! It's on sale for only $80!
Larry: Stop being Brand-Brained you can get the same thing for only $22 at Old Navy

by G2638737 October 4, 2022

Brand

Brand

BRAND!

by Nc18 November 23, 2021

Branded

When upcoming social media creators become unoriginal, they become unfunny and typical. Working for a brand.

-hey, I swear king Bach used to be funny.

-yea, he’s branded now

by ~lovea July 17, 2021

Papa Brands

Do you also go to your dad when you wanna shop?
Well here we have PAPA Brands to satisfy your fashion and music needs. We aim to build an online community that chooses a safe, healthy and fashionable lifestyle.

A Papa brand (Papa Brands) that you dad would approve of :p

by Gsjaljsvsua November 23, 2021

I’m A Brand

When someone completely loses their sense of humour because they don’t think it fits in with their brand

Andrew screamed “I’m A Brand take that off Instagram immediately!” when he saw a hilarious joke his best friend made that didn’t fit with his YouTube Channel’s “Andrew On Glue” brand.

by seanalfred January 31, 2021

Brand Storyteller

A brand storytelling is a person who uses emotional narratives to do nothing.

“Oh, brand storyteller? Nice so what’s it about?”
- You see this bar?
- Yes
- Do you want a drink?

by Realdictionaryman August 27, 2023

Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022