Domestic Relationship

When two or more people of the same gender live together and practice a homosexual lifestyle.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are in a domestic relationship.

My English teacher lives with her two sons and life partner in a domestic relationship

by 16iKnow16 March 13, 2011

messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.

"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better

by ginnylols March 19, 2023

Relationship Guru

someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single

You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.

by ZeroMindedPower January 5, 2018

authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

by CharlesM January 3, 2015

Relationship goals

Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever

Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them

by Laney6728 April 25, 2017

Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.

"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"

by VicGoria January 26, 2014

relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon

"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"

by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009