Apocalyptic Cats

Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.

Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!

by Horse Power January 2, 2017

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Apache

a member of a North American Indian people

Historically recorded groups include Apaches, Comanches, Kikapoos, and Kiowas.

by contributor06 January 7, 2017

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Apache Kid

A Apache Sargeant of the US Cavalry, started as a Scout.

Fucking apache kid.

by Apache Kid April 22, 2017

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apocalihpse

A male who has sex with girls to get them pregnant, and proceeds to never come back.

Apocalihpse had sec with her and she hasn't seen the apocalihpse since.

by notkejejnsn September 4, 2017

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apache chopper

A form of a gender

I am identified as a apache chopper

by Thelegend 102 November 11, 2017

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Apichat

A curious and smart guy who likes to play around his friends, make them feel better when they're feeling down and always consider their friends number two priority.

Apichat is so smart and caring!

by SingaporeanDude December 29, 2017

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