anal thief

A person who quickly switches to anal from vaginal sex without informing their partner.

Sally: "John plowed me anally last night without giving me any notice. He just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my ass.

Jane: "Classic anal thief".

by peeceb December 04, 2015

Anal Blossom

When you fist a girl's asshole and open your hand when your hand is fully in her ass.

Wow he just anal blossomed her ass!

by DonkeyDicks121 December 23, 2020

Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.

Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.

by MuffCPA November 07, 2011

anal conflagration

a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.

I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!

by diabolicalfritz November 13, 2009

anal slinky

a group of five or more males having sex on a staircase and the male at the top finishes on the male behind/below and so forth until the bottom of the stairs

oi fam me and my flatmates did anal slinky last night watch out the stairs are slippery

by ChuckMaster87 January 09, 2017

anal lockdown

The thing that happens to a woman the day she gets married.

Carla used to let me give her rim-jobs and fuck her in the ass after a few mojitos. Ever since we got married she's been on anal lockdown.

by bmdbmdb January 14, 2014

mexican anal

Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?

Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal

by Babettebear January 24, 2017