Alter Bridge

A band made up of Myles Kennedy and the members of Creed minus Scott Stapp. They still sound pretty Creed-ish, but they're getting better. At least they don't play all their songs in the key of D...

Yeah, I saw Alter Bridge's video. It sucked ass.

by BLARG man October 8, 2004

Alternative

An alternate learning program for students at Dedham High school. All Alternative classes are stuck in the E wing, which has no windows, except for mr. Hughes's room. Kids are in Alternative for many different reasons. Either you have missed alot of school and are far behind, your are just horrible at school, you have trouble learning in regular schooling enviorment, so basically if your arnt "perfect" at school. Alternative is nicknamed ALT, and use to be a pretty chill place. Now it sucks because there is a new director that no one seems to care for. Alot of mainstream students want to be in ALT because they think its the easy way out of school, when really its hell on earth

"What do you expect? I'm in Alternative"

by alternative kid March 4, 2009

alternitive spelling

Speling that is rong because you feal like speing rong. Also is the saim as progresive speling.

The extablishment tels me to spel rite, so I use alternitive spelling to piss them off.

by beyond-the-clouds February 1, 2006

alterism

When people think religion will solve all their problems

Kate: Religion is the best thing in the world babe

James: Is that alterism?

Kate: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK ABOUT IT THAT WAY! OMG! BABE!

by New Scientists March 5, 2012

Alternative Rock

A catch-all phrase categorizing whatever music dorky high school kids listen to despite the fact that alternative rock can be quite varied musically. For example, the Red Hot Chili Peppers sound much different than Disturbed, yet both may be considered alternative rock. On the other hand, Disturbed sounds exactly like 3 Days Grace and Nickelback.

As punk was defined more by an attitude and an ethos than a particular style of music, so is alternative rock. That ethos is bands joining together all over America to make bland, passionless insincere rock music with lyrics about depression and breakups to cash in on teenage angst and stupidity.

Listening to alternative rock past high school is good indicator of a mental disability

by djangoshootsfirst June 26, 2008

alternative

A label that includes Goth, Greebo, Skaters, Fetishtic wearers, Emos, Scenesters and the like

I feel really alternative today.

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 4, 2006

Altaer

Altaer means that in order to be altered by god. You might have to give up something at the altar. In basic terms it means to be changed god or a high power.

After fighting against addiction, John was finally altaered.

by Dielanknight! August 3, 2009