Alana

Alana is an anti-social girl with little to no friends. Although, she can get any guy she wants as long as she puts her mind to it. Once you get to know her she is kind and loving and a little suicidal.

Person 1: Hey did you see Alana over there?
Person 2: Who?

by ElyssiaTheGreat April 27, 2017

Alan

pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd

that guy looks like an Alan

by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a February 7, 2019

Alana

an epically cool person who everyone loves soooooooo much. She is super Christian and always calls herself a Jesus freak even though some of the idiots in her grade think it's weird. She likes to be alone and gets sick of people sometimes but has a million friends anyway who come to her for EVERYTHING which actually gets quite annoying sometimes because she's super smart but she doesn't actually know EVERYTHING. OH and she luvs Nora because Nora is awesome and just like her :)

Hay, see her?

Yeah...

"That's my BESTIE Alana!

I thought I was her bestie...

YAYA! WE BOTH ARE!!! :D :D :D :D

You're all wrong... Nora is her bestie...

Nora Alana amazing jesus freak smartie

by I am not a mormon June 24, 2011

Alan Wrench

a sexually move in which a mn sticks one hand all the way up a woman's anus while using his other hand to do the same to the woman's vagina... and then try to mave them both together.

woman: would you alan wrench me

man: sure

by godofwar555 August 26, 2008

Alanna

The feeling you get when someone hits the G-spot. Gasping in ecstasy.

Megan: "Hey! How was last night with David?"

Daniella: "OMG it was like WOW! He made me Alanna!"

Megan: "You are so lucky"

by LOTUS72YY March 27, 2010

Alanis

A girl that likes getting slapped on the ass by short blonde guys. Probably has a minion fetish and probably speaks some foreign language. An illegal immigrant. Hella fun to be around though and lowkey a goddess, even though she can be creepy sometimes

Person 1: "Oh do you see that girl, Alanis?"
Person 2: "Yeah she needs to stop sucking off that yellow little Steve minion man"

by iheartpoachedeggs September 2, 2019

Alan

He usually has long black hair
A man with a big cock
Wanted by all the girls
Usually plays football

Person: Stop being an Alan
Alan: Alan’s are the best!

by Aloose The Moose October 1, 2019