unattractive alan

To describe something that is bad, horrible, ugly etc

Also describes the fact unattractive alan is the last chicken on the shelf

Lene: OH EM GEE that bitch is so horrible!!
Sally: Yeh shes well unattractive alan

by Rambo's Mum December 20, 2007

Alan Colmes

One ugly bastard; a weird-looking liberal pansy who is the co-host of FOX News' "Hannity & Colmes"; the former name mentioned in the title of that show is the better one, of course. Is very ignorant of the truth, and doesn't get his facts straight before making his typical left-wing remarks. Speaking of typical, he is very ugly like the majority of Democrats.

I'm suprised Sean Hannity (The smart and far better-looking one) and Alan Colmes haven't already killed each other, or at least been fighting and literally being at each others' throats several times.

by Flatlander April 16, 2005

Alana

Alana is an anti-social girl with little to no friends. Although, she can get any guy she wants as long as she puts her mind to it. Once you get to know her she is kind and loving and a little suicidal.

Person 1: Hey did you see Alana over there?
Person 2: Who?

by ElyssiaTheGreat April 27, 2017

Alan

pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd

that guy looks like an Alan

by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a February 7, 2019

Alana

an epically cool person who everyone loves soooooooo much. She is super Christian and always calls herself a Jesus freak even though some of the idiots in her grade think it's weird. She likes to be alone and gets sick of people sometimes but has a million friends anyway who come to her for EVERYTHING which actually gets quite annoying sometimes because she's super smart but she doesn't actually know EVERYTHING. OH and she luvs Nora because Nora is awesome and just like her :)

Hay, see her?

Yeah...

"That's my BESTIE Alana!

I thought I was her bestie...

YAYA! WE BOTH ARE!!! :D :D :D :D

You're all wrong... Nora is her bestie...

Nora Alana amazing jesus freak smartie

by I am not a mormon June 24, 2011

Alan Wrench

a sexually move in which a mn sticks one hand all the way up a woman's anus while using his other hand to do the same to the woman's vagina... and then try to mave them both together.

woman: would you alan wrench me

man: sure

by godofwar555 August 26, 2008

alah

a nickname used for the devil themself.

I WORSHIP YOU ALAH!!

by jags slash June 25, 2019