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the Arabian wonton 

the Arabian wonton is when you blindfold a rooster and bang it while your doing your yearly taxes without your wife knowing. It only counts if the rooster has a heat attack and you get divorced, then live a sad life.

if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
hey chad! you hear Jack did the Arabian wonton last Tuesday?

yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
the Arabian wonton by licktard January 18, 2023
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Saudi Arabian Naval Jack 

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.
Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.

East arabian mudslide

to have anal sex with a woman and she has hot diareaha on you penis and then you use it as lubricant and then when you reamove your dick a mudslide comes out
yo me and jevin did a east Arabian mudslide on Rogelio yesterday
East arabian mudslide by cjumdlp February 2, 2026

Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

The promiscuous act of packing your rectum full of sand and sitting on your partners face while they masturbate into a hijab
Last night was so wild, bro. This smokin' hot chud and I got freaky back at my place and he gave me a Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

The most beautiful Arabian-Berber goddess known from Moroccan decent. Her prese 

The most beautiful Arabian-Berber goddess known from Moroccan decent. Her prese
The most beautiful Arabian-Berber goddess known from Moroccan decent. Her prese