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Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.
Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025
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Slimy half aborted fetus

Hey have you meet Kenny vessey? Yeah that dudes a slimy half aborted fetus!
by Awrcyy guy gbn May 30, 2024
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Salty Abortion Unincorporated

The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.
"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."
by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024
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Abortion loser

An abortion loser is somebody that is a push over, some sort of person with no brain whom cannot make the decisions for them self. An abortion loser cannot find one relative in the whole entire 50 states to help them care for one child? An abortion loser feeds the devil and gets rid of innocent bloooooooddddddddddddd
There are some abortion losers in my family.
by Alex phoenix September 27, 2023
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Late abortion

This also can be called post abortion or alive abortion.
This time is trying to be legalized in America
This type can be happened in two ways
1. When a child is between time of coming out to age of 20 (for a woman gets never going to be concerned that if she's 21 or older) and the mom or dad for whatever reason has a abortion (but a typical abortion only a girl can have)
2. When you kill a man ( for a guy it doesn't matter his age) usually his girlfriend or wife.
That couple I have heard had a late abortion because their son was being a troublemaker at school he went missing and it was shown behind the hospital and the says yes she performed a late abortion on the son with the scissors she used to cut hair with.
by 459395 February 18, 2022
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My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.
A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"
by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018
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Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag shoved up her vagina and gets shot.
Job: I heard Tina is going to Texas, she’s getting that Texas abortion?
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.
by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021
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