Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022

Attention seeker

This little brat in my dance class that is diabetic and mentions it every chance she gets and just never shuts up

“She is such an attention seeker!” “Tell me about it, she’s Alyssa

by Qbdjvdhjceif June 30, 2022

National Give Gf Attention Day

It’s everyday

Today is National Give Gf Attention Day!

by DogsRcool2 September 5, 2022

Attention whore

The 30-40 year old woman who gets drunk in a small-town bar and starts twerking to get the attention of the 5-7 guys in the bar. It's ridiculous and saaad.

salad., what an attention whore, she's just gross!

by HOTONE45 September 9, 2022

Attention whore

this is when someone always have to be the center of attention and always being dramatic, or crazy or stupid as fuck shit to get everyone attention all the time and no one else can get the lime light.

this girl is such a attention whore eating her hard as cold as scones.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022

attention whore!

an attention who is someone who craves attention. like emma.

someone: emma is an attention whore!

by mikasatism September 16, 2022

Attention Shrieker

When something awful happens, people tend to pay attention to the awful thing, especially the victims. This is unacceptable to the Attention Shrieker who must be the center of attention at all times. Thus, whenever something happens which might draw attention away from them, they will start shrieking. Not only is attention expected, but reassurance and coddling to remind them that though someone just had both of their legs ripped off by an alligator, THEY are the real victim.

When the man jumped off the building, the attention shriekers immediately began shrieking so people would look at them instead of the dying man.

by Hahahanoyoudont September 24, 2022