Something that acutally describes what it's like having Asian parents: FML
You get compared and their excuse is that they're not comparing you to other people. They're 'telling you about the good qualities of that person that you should learn from.'
Oh, and an 'A' is known as 'Average' to Asian parents so getting anything below an 'A' pretty much means death and purely death.
Good luck and hope you survive
You get compared and their excuse is that they're not comparing you to other people. They're 'telling you about the good qualities of that person that you should learn from.'
Oh, and an 'A' is known as 'Average' to Asian parents so getting anything below an 'A' pretty much means death and purely death.
Good luck and hope you survive
Me on my phone for an hour
My Asian parents: Stop being so obsessed with your phone! Go and learn something new. All you do is stay on that stupid phone of yours. If you get on your phone next time, I'm going to take it.
Me: *under my breath* FML
My parents: WhAt DiD yOu SaY? *starts with a 2 hour long lecture starting from respect and ending with how technology ruined this generation*
My Asian parents: Stop being so obsessed with your phone! Go and learn something new. All you do is stay on that stupid phone of yours. If you get on your phone next time, I'm going to take it.
Me: *under my breath* FML
My parents: WhAt DiD yOu SaY? *starts with a 2 hour long lecture starting from respect and ending with how technology ruined this generation*
by Average Asian Child September 16, 2020
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1. the natural ability to get As on tests without studying
2. the natural ability to be really good at fast paced card games such as speed and ERS
Applies to asians and caucasians, white people,who can obtain the card playing half of asian power by hanging out with asian people or playing cards with them.
2. the natural ability to be really good at fast paced card games such as speed and ERS
Applies to asians and caucasians, white people,who can obtain the card playing half of asian power by hanging out with asian people or playing cards with them.
(day of test)OMG what am i going to do, my test is in an hour and i haven't studied at all, I need my asian power to kick in.
(day of results) Yes! I got a 100! Looks like my asian power kicked in.
(card playing) Hey, how did you get so good? I have been seeing my asian source, he gives me my asian power.
(day of results) Yes! I got a 100! Looks like my asian power kicked in.
(card playing) Hey, how did you get so good? I have been seeing my asian source, he gives me my asian power.
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Get the asian power mug.Asian Trains exist at raves due to the combination of mass amounts of people at events and the lower average height of asians. Thus, asians latch onto each other, hoping not to lose their families in the midst of chaos. If an asian train is broken, the two asian parties are basically fucked. If we replace asians with another race, say white people, they would shrug it off and continue to head in the same direction as the other party with the ability to see over most people, eventually rejoining them, with or without contact. Asian Trains have been spotted at music festivals, events, and raves.
I swear if one more Asian Train passes in front of me without saying excuse me, I'm splitting them up.
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Get the asian train mug.An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.
usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:
"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"
"FUCK YOU"
*crash*
"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"
"FUCK YOU"
*crash*
"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
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Get the Asian Dad Driving mug.the act of shoving your thumb up someone's arse.(butt hole)
this is commonly done as self defence and is often followed by a rear naked choke.
wrestlers call it "checking for oil"
porn stars call it "the thumb blast"
*the term was coined in MMA fighter Forrest Griffin's book, "Got Fight?".
this is commonly done as self defence and is often followed by a rear naked choke.
wrestlers call it "checking for oil"
porn stars call it "the thumb blast"
*the term was coined in MMA fighter Forrest Griffin's book, "Got Fight?".
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Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.
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