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Asian Parents

Something that acutally describes what it's like having Asian parents: FML

You get compared and their excuse is that they're not comparing you to other people. They're 'telling you about the good qualities of that person that you should learn from.'
Oh, and an 'A' is known as 'Average' to Asian parents so getting anything below an 'A' pretty much means death and purely death.
Good luck and hope you survive
Me on my phone for an hour
My Asian parents: Stop being so obsessed with your phone! Go and learn something new. All you do is stay on that stupid phone of yours. If you get on your phone next time, I'm going to take it.
Me: *under my breath* FML
My parents: WhAt DiD yOu SaY? *starts with a 2 hour long lecture starting from respect and ending with how technology ruined this generation*
by Average Asian Child September 16, 2020
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asian 6-pack

1. Set of courses in high school containing 3 maths and 3 sciences
"Dude, Quong-Wing is takign the asian 6-pack"
by Squishmanchu April 12, 2006
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asian power

1. the natural ability to get As on tests without studying
2. the natural ability to be really good at fast paced card games such as speed and ERS

Applies to asians and caucasians, white people,who can obtain the card playing half of asian power by hanging out with asian people or playing cards with them.
(day of test)OMG what am i going to do, my test is in an hour and i haven't studied at all, I need my asian power to kick in.
(day of results) Yes! I got a 100! Looks like my asian power kicked in.

(card playing) Hey, how did you get so good? I have been seeing my asian source, he gives me my asian power.
by CanadianAnonymous September 17, 2007
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asian train

Asian Trains exist at raves due to the combination of mass amounts of people at events and the lower average height of asians. Thus, asians latch onto each other, hoping not to lose their families in the midst of chaos. If an asian train is broken, the two asian parties are basically fucked. If we replace asians with another race, say white people, they would shrug it off and continue to head in the same direction as the other party with the ability to see over most people, eventually rejoining them, with or without contact. Asian Trains have been spotted at music festivals, events, and raves.
I swear if one more Asian Train passes in front of me without saying excuse me, I'm splitting them up.
by Kags January 18, 2017
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Asian Dad Driving

An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.
usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:

"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"

"FUCK YOU"

*crash*

"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
by thebrownbrothers March 6, 2007
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asian dart

the act of shoving your thumb up someone's arse.(butt hole)
this is commonly done as self defence and is often followed by a rear naked choke.

wrestlers call it "checking for oil"

porn stars call it "the thumb blast"

*the term was coined in MMA fighter Forrest Griffin's book, "Got Fight?".
I'm not afraid of that bully, he won't be able to stand my "asian dart".
by Mykel Warick April 19, 2010
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asian calculator

Girl 1: Damn, the whole class failed the Calculus test except one person.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.
by Sue Kmai Wang January 14, 2006
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