rape ape

An ancient Chinese ape called a Jue Yuan that would kidnap, rape, and impregnate human women according to legend.

The Chinese say if a monkey lives 1,300 years it becomes a rape ape.

by Travoltron June 17, 2016

Urban Ape

A highly evolved monkey with the ability to walk upright, use opposable thumbs, navigate city blocks, use a camera, and carry an iPhone.

"Who's that taking photos of the Sears Tower and grunting and pounding his chest? He's going to drop his dSLR."
"Oh, that's an urban ape."

by ceebo January 30, 2009

bathin' apes

shoes, kicks, (like air force ones)

'haterz gettin mad cuz i got me some bathin' apes'--soulja boy

by hIphOpnIcoLE August 7, 2007

Ape cracker

-Kind of like blowing up on someone and it's a nicer way of saying ape sh**.

I will go ape cracker on his ass.

Don't go ape cracker! Calm down and cool off.

by Ape Woman May 22, 2011

AP Dhillon

An absolute god, I have a poster of him in my room and if I bring a girl over, she only wants him. He's rumored to be idolized by a Honda chick or something.

Damn he's totally not an AP Dhillon.

by APji June 24, 2021

Rock ape

1.Person of middle-eastern descent. 2.Semi-evolved being (see yard ape). 3.Derogatory term for ethnic or stupid person. 4.Cave dweller.

1.Terrorists are generally rock apes.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Grape Ape

A kampin' drink make with cheap ass grape soda and Jack Daniels.

If you have a Grape Ape you will go from 0-stupid in less than 5 seconds!

by kampinmofos August 20, 2009