safe answer

answer you tell someone to avoid going into detail about a comment or situation...

Natalie: "i'm a freakin dork"
Me: "how so?"
Natalie: "i just am"
Me: "that was a pretty safe answer, lol"

by Random Definer April 8, 2010

Anshitipate

The actual excitement stemming from the anticipation of having a bowel movement.

Man, I just ate two burritos. I'm definately anshitipated about this!

by Fraza Fraz May 6, 2007

Anshay

A very odd flexer with most likely 5+ infinity stones.

Frequently uses words and phrases like “odd flex but ok” and “strait dam”. This person will one day hopefully become a prime flexer and has pretty high hopes.

I think Anshay is going to Stanford

by Astronaut.sk November 28, 2018

Ansley

Victors lover. Even if he is Gay

Victor is GaY but likes Ansley

by Raydalt January 13, 2019

Encarta Instant Answers

A bitchy MSN Chat Bot that always has an excuse why she can't answer your question.

I say:
what is the meaning of life

Encarta Instant Answers says:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?

I say:
drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
drugs:
- medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain
- illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects
- medical substance: a substance given to treat or....

I say:
i didn't ask for the definition of drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I say:
....

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

I say:
are you smart

Encarta:
I don't know how to answer that.

I say:
are you cool

Encarta says:
Am I cool? Well, what do you think?

I say:
no

Encarta says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.

I say:
i already told you my age

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

by nobody (no one) February 8, 2009

Doo doo answer

The art in which someone pullls an answer out of ones ass from no where.

When giovanna told me she saw madeline getting anal, i was like thats some doo doo answer shit.

by doodoooballs14loveanal December 5, 2012

anshi

A handy combo of and shit . Slap it on the end of a sentence that just you can't think of anything more intelligent to end it with .

" bronwyn added a word to urbandictionary.com and she's really proud anshi "
" wow , hot word "
"dude thanks "

by bronwyn ! May 20, 2008