stache-along

an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.

Dude did you see that girl's mustache? Yeah I'd like to take a stache-along on her face.

by stache-along fan August 28, 2012

stone alone

When you stone alone because your your girlfriend left you

Guy:man,I got to stone alone my chick left me.

by absolutely_ridiculous January 31, 2015

tag along friend

Someone who is forced to follow what their friends do

Your such a tag along friend.

by ¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿£ July 1, 2014

Snail Along

An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time

runescape nerd 1: I wish I was Snail Along
PantherPro: me 2 noob me 2

by IAmJesusandHeisZacharias November 15, 2016

Forever Alone

The relationship status of one LioTheNephilim.

LioTheNephilim is forever alone, despite giving Kiki the Ring Pop.

by Grand Master Chemlaka October 20, 2020

Kevin Alonso

My bae (sometimes Helenas but usually mine)

"You're dating Kevin Alonso right?" "Yuh yuh." "Isn't he a character from identity v?" "ARF BARJK GRR AARF ARF BGRRRRR BAK BAKR ABARK BARK"

by Kevin Alonsos bae forever January 28, 2021

Texas ride-along

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.

"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.

by Fahkmee October 25, 2011