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Abuse Matthew day

Today is abuse Matthew Vanotti day, it is on the 12/11 and it’s the day to just beat the shit out of him. Although I love you and you are my boyfriend this will be interesting 😘
Oooh it’s the 12th of November ITS ABUSE MATTHEW DAY
by Secretly anonymously anonymous November 10, 2020
mugGet the Abuse Matthew daymug.

abuse

something my dad does to me a lot </3
my dad hits mummy :( love the abuse
by iconicslut February 24, 2022
mugGet the abusemug.

sugar abuser

1.
A person or colleague at work who puts an extreme amount of sugar in his/her coffee from the canteen without thinking about other employees who want sugar in their coffee too.

2.
A person or colleague at work who throws sugar sticks to their colleagues without saying something.
He is always putting so much sugar in his coffee, he is a real sugar abuser.

My colleague at the other side of the table is a sugar abuser because he throws sugar sticks at me.
by NitraatPlagiaat September 16, 2020
mugGet the sugar abusermug.

Chair abuser

Chair abuser better known as Karl Jacobs
Who fucking jumps on his chair
Ah look the chair abuser is back
by Renboob September 8, 2021
mugGet the Chair abusermug.

Womb abuser

An ass hole man that lies to their girlfriends on the pretense of their parents accepting their union and marriage, if they have a child. However after the girlfriends's 8th month they run away to never be seen.
Person 1: Did you hear Mark told lies of possible marriage accepted by parents if they have a child, to like 10 woman. He ran away every time on each of their 8th month.

Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.
by MST3K I like December 24, 2020
mugGet the Womb abusermug.

Crumpit Abuse

When a friend or family member refuses you access to crumpits.
When you or any other person burns a Crumpit.
When you or any other person uses to little butter on crumpits.
"Where's the butter on this pal? Crumpit abuse that!"
by BroYoHo! October 12, 2017
mugGet the Crumpit Abusemug.

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