murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.

bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.

by sailormanbananaton February 5, 2010

Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 3, 2018

Head Lips

Lips that would obviously give great head by their size and shape.

Yeah, she totally has head lips.

by jem1402 May 24, 2011

Dust-head

A constant closet illicit drug sniffer. Usually crushes OTC drugs but on weekends they go wild with heroin and cocaine. Affecting mostly UK boxers, it makes them experience extraordinary delusions of grandeur, and despite having no belts, they refer to themselves as "lineal champion" or "forever champion" regardless of who actually holds the titles. Ignore the dust head, give them a dollar and do not engage.

"Tyson was a decent fighter, until he became a dust-head"

by The Black Hierarchy July 23, 2019

head boop

When a cat rams its face into a place on a person then usually follows through with a whole body side swipe. Face, hand, belly, leg, where ever the cat wants. Its a cat.

My cat head booped me at breakfast and I almost died of the cuteness.

by kittyvannever January 31, 2015

head of drama

Nickname for the person that is usually the most dramatic in a company or among a group of people

How did that meeting go?
The Head of Drama made such a mess

by london_dev September 18, 2017

Measly Heads

The opposite of ode heads, When there is a small amount of people in a location.

Yo there's measly heads in here!

by B3llaa February 3, 2021