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hammer jacker

1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.

2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.

The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy December 31, 2013
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hammer longballo

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Hammer Longballo is some player✌️
by realhammerlongballo December 1, 2020
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Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off
by JHigity December 5, 2019
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lolly hammer

The act of a male hitting his bell piece against the woman's vagina entry or clitoris. This normally takes place when the female is on her period when she doesn't want your package inside her but just wants a good lolly hammer sesh.
"She was on her period so we just lolly hammered instead."

Bellpeice vagina clitoris lollyhammer peroid
by bitchtitsMT December 28, 2013
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horse hammer

A male genitalia especially of the large nature
Josh's package is large, he's got a horse hammer!!
by SwagMiester August 28, 2016
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The Bammer Hammer

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.
"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
by Lavabite October 26, 2020
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