candy packed

"Is that a lot of cocaine?" "Yes, you donkey brained bastard I'm candy packed!"

by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

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trucker candy

Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.

My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!

by TruckerBoss2000 January 21, 2023

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candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 01, 2017

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Candy Podding

The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.

Lucy spent the convention Candy Podding

by TheBlanketMonster January 07, 2010

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candy shank

When you lick a candy cane to make the tip sharp

Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.

Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies

by Littytitty69420 January 01, 2018

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