spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

by Xx_Sniperpro_xX March 25, 2016

Badger Love

The love of badgers badger

the act of loving badgers beastafelia

badger love - if it aint gay, its ok!!

I love badgers...especially ones by the sea

by Hi-Ho-Horho April 18, 2007

fish badger

Advertising and creative industry terminology when you pitch two separate creative ideas - a fish and a badger and the client makes you mush the two together.

The client just fish badgered the creative ideas

by Saatchi Stress Head February 25, 2021

Badger Butt

A smear of (brown) shit across a white person’s ass

Man I think Tony was suffering from that curry, I saw some serious Badger Butt as he ran to the toilets

by Stephsteal March 13, 2016

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 20, 2012

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013