Blunt Taco

1. A poorly rolled blunt.

Like a taco the contents of the blunt are spilling out and/or loosely packed making it fairly messy.
2. Any blunt thats considered whack.
-aka taco for short

Brian, Mikey, and Travis are about to smoke so Travis rolls a blunt. Travis sparks it and passes it to Brian.

Mikey takes a hit...
Mikey - "Dude what the hell, i just got bud in my mouth."
Travis - "Whatever man, its straight, the papers were just a little stale"
Mikey passes the blunt to Brian and it completely unravels..
Brian - "What the fuck son, all i got here is this blunt taco"

by Ayegetbackhyea December 31, 2010

Air Taco

Something that is underwhelming; a disappointment - like a taco filled with only air.

That storm was a huge air taco - it didn’t even rain!

by KurilianBobtail January 10, 2020

Slop Taco

A slang term for a Vagina. Specifically, the word can be used to describe a very moist, sloppy Vagina. This definition was formed from how a woman's genitalia looks like a taco... and the "slop" part is self explanatory.

Hey bro, you wanna go get some slop taco?

by wolfpussy1 February 19, 2012

Taco Daddy

Similar to a sugar daddy, except he just buys you tacos

Brian is my taco daddy

by aarond777 March 11, 2019

taco brother

When two guys date the same girl

"Hey taco brother"

by 5555two April 14, 2017

Taco Jamboree

The female equivalent of a Sausage Fest.

Male 1: Dude, my girlfriend forced me to go hang out with a bunch of her girl friends.
Male 2: It was a taco jamboree.
Male 1: Pretty much.

by Benjamin Cannon January 2, 2011

Taco pasting

Just like mushroom stamp, but with a girl instead.

Brittany is taco pasting my car.

by J nimetoadz March 18, 2019