safety song

The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.

I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.

by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011

Safety Weekend

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.

I'm going off to college next year I think I might have a safety weekend.

by Canesguy933 June 16, 2009

safety sister

A sister whomst you trust with your safety at all times, especially at like a frat event.

"Hey my homie, need a safety sister for tonights super dope frat event?"
"What's a safety sister?"
"I dunno man, ask Trent."

by November 14, 2021

safety car

A thing most commonly caused by Nikita mazepin

Person 1 there's a safety car
person 2 who caused it Nikita mazepin

by random f1 fan July 18, 2022

Hella lame traffic safety earring

Nickname given by character mitsuba sousuke to kou minamoto from franchise toilet bound hanako kun or tbhk

Hella lame traffic safety earring??
More like hella lame crybaby earring 💀

by nikolaigogolbestie August 23, 2024

safety fuck

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.

‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’

by Rayhan_103 September 05, 2017

Safety Fuck

Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.

Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship

ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!

ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.

by Cugsly October 22, 2021