Diaper Viper

When you lay a mad heat log that is long and smells like it was injected with venom.

Holy shit man! I went to use the bathroom and someone left a huge diaper viper coiled up there.

by dirtymurbag September 16, 2021

Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.

Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.

by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.

trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 11, 2019

Diaper Couture

The place trendy babies get their clothes.

Emily: Where did you get that tutu? It's so hot!

Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!

by Mama Emily May 22, 2010

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.

Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"

by Take a shot o jamo January 28, 2017