netting

1. The laziest most good-for-nothing individual to ever walk God's green Earth.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

net thuggin

someone who talks hella shit on social network but can’t own up to shit in person and ain’t bout it

“Lmao look at that bitch net thuggin, but she quiet in person”

by imdatBITCHx2 November 7, 2018

Ankle Net

When you cook someone in basketball and break their ankles before a swish three pointer. (nothing but net)

“Curry just hit an ankle net on me”

by thelebronjames23 February 1, 2025

nigger net

An internet service that performs poorly in terms of speed, reliability, or consistency. Often associated with the poor quality connections niggers typically have or can only afford.

*Playing Halo and it is lagging*

Oh fuck I have nigger net.

by SuperLascivious July 13, 2025

'net it

Put on the Internet.

To 'net something is to post text or upload media onto the Internet.

That's hilarious. You've gotta 'net it.

Did you 'net that picture of your girlfriend in her underwear? She's gonna dump your ass.

by IM22 October 2, 2010

kou's net worth

his net worth -10000000 lol stoopid ;P

"Wow ur net worth is a kou's net worth lol its so bad"

by elisb4cool21 February 17, 2025

Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 9, 2008