The Ant

The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.

Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.

by IHateAntZ November 8, 2021

Ant

It’s not Dec.

Person 1: Hey is that Dec?
Person 2: No, you idiot, that’s Ant!

by jesús taco September 9, 2019

Kassiani Ant

Kassiani Ant (Cassianus Myrmicinae in Latin) is but a small subspecies of ant that thrives in the coastal regions of Attica, Greece.

Their name is derived from Saint Kassiani, who wrote a multitude of hymns in Byzantine Times, as they, too, communicate via elaborate melodious patterns.
Little is known about these creatures, yet scientists suspect they have obtained their unique method of communication by mimicking the ceaseless noise of urban life.
Their life span is estimated to be approximately 13-14 years, surpassing the average ant by a staggering 6-7 years!

I kept hearing strange noises coming from my basement. Little did I know, it was not a demonic entity, yet a Kassiani Ant nest.

by VasilisTsitsanisBathroomMirror June 27, 2023

Ante Height

Shorter than a yellow minion

Yo is that a minion? No its just Ante Height

by 12frgdsg February 4, 2021

fighting ants

Fighting ants is a term used in jail when you force yourself to stay awake because you have...
A. Repetitive nightmares
B. Visual hallucinations

Tom “Ay Jerry whatsup with Jeremy he seems different.”
Matt “he been fighting ants for two days”

by SWAGGGGGGER21 August 1, 2019

piss ant on a sugar cube

A person who undertakes an activity or action in an overly hyper-active, frantic manner.

He ran through the store like a piss ant on a sugar cube

by anonymous February 5, 2023

ant

A homosexuasl owner of the serpent hypixel guild

Holy shit ant buy me things.

by Ilovepeniseslikeant82 April 25, 2020