meatless burrito

Boring or very un-fulfilling. No one likes a meatless burrito.

Why are going to bed so early? You're being a real meatless burrito.

by Meaty Burrito September 11, 2016

Burrito Time

To eat several burritos with your friend Juan. It is nothing to be ashamed of. It is usually very fun.

"Netflix n' Chill?"
Nah, let's do burrito time cuz it's for starters.

by DeeperTac0 September 19, 2016

burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

Cock Burrito

A sex position that involves wrapping your significant other up in a blanket and fucking them

Your a good little cock burrito aren't you

by I think i'm Austin June 7, 2023

Burrito Roll

A Burrito Roll is when someone asks you to click on a link they sent you to watch a video about burritos, but you just get rickrolled instead.

“I can’t believe I I got a Burrito Roll, I thought Enna sent me the Breakfast Burrito song, but really it was Never Gonna Give You Up.”

by FireSpeaking June 24, 2021

Squirty Burrito

The heinous act of wrapping your warm penis in a tortilla and dousing it in diablo sauce from taco bell

Dude, I watched a video of someone doing a Squirty Burrito last night

by Ilikebigcheese December 14, 2020

Burrito Slapped

In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.

Person 1: Did you see that racist video?!!
Person 3: yeah! Bitch about to get burrito slapped!

by Mc_Lovin' January 6, 2012