Swamp Hands

when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.

When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.

by Swamp Stetter August 30, 2016

Drawing Hands

The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.

“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”

“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”

by Minnexx January 31, 2020

On The Gripping Hand

A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.

From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.

On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.

by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010

hand holding

When you hold someone specials hand and you feel a jolt of electricity go through your hand, then up your arm, then through your whole body. (Like a boyfriend or a girlfriend)

Or it's a form of saying "back off bitch, he's mine" (for a girls aspect) and for a guy it would be "back off you assholes, she's mine. "

"Holding his hand was phenomenal. His warm hand when he joined my cool hand was the best thing I've ever experienced. Hand holding is the best with him."

by Stay chill June 23, 2014

cack handed

It means an awkward or inept way of doing something; originally meaning left handed, stemming from cultures that use their right hand to eat and their left hand to wipe their behind.

That shelf you put up looks a bit cack handed

by The Acid Drop Kid November 4, 2007

tell it to the hand

Variant of talk to the hand.

Tell it to the hand since the ears / face aint listenin'

by Gherald June 27, 2005

Muff Hands

The act of using something furry to cover your hands for warmth, usually resulting in your fingers losing their dexterity for everyday uses.

Can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.

I can't believe I left my muff hands at home today, its freezing outside.

C'mon over here and give me some of that muff hands action!

I can't unock my iPhone with these muff hands!

by Miss Muff Hands November 22, 2011