come sock

when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock

i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid

by cred80 March 5, 2009

sock ranch

Noun- A secret location, often between a bed and a wall, were used masturbatory tube socks congregate.

Dude, I'm so embarrassed! My mom found the sock ranch when she was cleaning my room yesterday.

by rock79 February 19, 2009

Happy sock

The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer

Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.

You: no, that's my happy sock!

by Choda Warrior November 18, 2009

rock sock

A rock sock is a sock, usually oversize, that is filled with stones, and tied at the open end. The stone filled sock is then used to dish out severe beatings.

"I've got a rock sock waiting if he gives me anymore freaking lip."

by Greta-face January 22, 2006

dirty sock

when you shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it when they are sleeping

that stupid uncle fucker gave me a dirty sock this morning

by jamesjp91 November 6, 2006

the dirty sock

(n) a sock, sometimes used communally, in which one uses to contain ejaculatory fluids.

"I shot my massive load into the dirty sock."

by Aeron Nobodie January 21, 2003

huf socks

Socks worn by wanna be stoners who feel the need to flaunt how cool they are because they do drugs. All the "tumblr girls" wear them so white teenage girls are convinced that they're cool.

"I just got some new Huf Socks"
"You smoked half a bowl a year ago and choked every hit"

by Hairy Dickinson June 4, 2014