July 22

national the ants day

Throw the plant away if it has had any contact with ants.

Walk around like the ants girl does.

"Hey brian why are you putting your fingers on your head like that?"

"Its July 22, national the ants day, bro!! now got throw away your plant!"

"Oh yeah dude, gotta throw it out!!"

by donaldtrumpisanidiot May 11, 2020

November 22

National give your girl another hoodie day

Boy: here’s another hoodie
Girl: i already have one
Boy: i know but it’s November 22

by avocado_rat November 19, 2019

March 22

A dumb hoe was born

A:"Hey when were you born?"
B:"March 22"
A:"You dumb hoe!"

by ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっI attac u November 2, 2020

May 22

National dick and balls day. Typically celebrated through sharing of dick and ball photos with close family members and loved ones.

Hey John, here a photo of my dick alongside my balls, Happy May 22.

by RickSlongson May 21, 2021

October 22

On October 22 it's the day to grab a girls booty
Kiss her/him

October 22-days to get people out of there comfort zone

by Thatonekidthayrapsfast October 18, 2019

Catch-22

The only way to be dismissed from the military is to be crazy and to ask to be dismissed. Catch-22 states that if you ask to be dismissed from the military, you are not crazy. Catch-22 meant so much more than that, it was the excuse used for every insane order that the officers would give to the troops, was used for every justification. The best definition of Catch-22 is what the old women told Yossarian when he returned to Italy to search for Nately's whore. She told him MPs had come into the whorehouse and arrested everyone, and as justification they had used Catch-22. She then said "Catch-22 means they are allowed to do anything that you can't stop them from doing." There are not 21 other catches, Catch-22 is the only catch that is ever needed.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind... If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

by anon November 4, 2004

10-22

ACPO lingo for "disregard that"

Jerry - oh no, GIANT FLYING SHEEP!

Fred - What the fuck?

Jerry - 10-22 that last transmission

by Usethisimsteadofoxford March 13, 2018