Red Riding Hood'd

When you're administering "Surprise Love" (aka, struggle snuggle) on your new found love and she pepper sprays you. Use your hands to wipe the liquid off your face, wipe it on your pecker and reinsert. That'll teach her.

I finally was able to meet Mabel in the dark alley down the street, for our first "date". She obviously had other plans and pepper sprayed me while I was balls deep. I knew then, she just wanted to be Red Riding Hood'd.

by SiteOpsGuru January 18, 2019

Runnin' the red light

1. A comedian who ignores the red indicator light and goes past their time slot on stage.

2. Refers to a person who orchestrates prostitution.

3. A phrase suggesting that someone lives dangerously.

1. I flashed Jerry the red light a few times to give him a two minute warning but he ignored me, running the red light.

2. The pimp has been runnin' the red light district down town for five years and then some.

3. Darnell is too daring, he's runnin' the red lights with his life all the time. That's dangerous for my taste.

by Twistad November 25, 2010

Red Wall Grinder

The act of inserting the claw of a coat-hanger into a women's vagina, turning it sideways and ripping it out as fast as possible.

Dude 1: My bitch is looking for a new way to experience pleasure and pain at the same time.

Dude 2: Have you tried the Red Wall Grinder?
Dude 1: Oh shit no, ill do it tonight.

by MrMull October 30, 2011

angry red clown

When your fucking a girl that looks like a clown and your go to eat her out and you come up with make up all over your face and frustrated your face turns red and looking in a mirror you look like a angry red clown

Last night was terrible I went down on this girl and she turned me into a angry red clown

by Pussykillerclown September 20, 2016

my butt is red

You get a red butt typically when you get a wedgie

My butt is red: So when I was a 8th grader dick gave me a big wedgie he just yanked my underwear so hard and so tightly that IT HURT then dick gave me. A hanging wedgie a few hours later

by AHoof March 10, 2022

Big red key

UK Police battering ram. Called the big red key due to it being big, red and used to open doors.

Police:Open the door or I'm going to get my big red key.

by Not*the*FBI October 21, 2020

big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.

"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"

by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004