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tracy b's cum dumpster

the skankiest bitch in kumeu. her pussy straight up looks like minced meat at this point with the amount of pounding its taken. has a large glazing of male creme brulee after finishing on that minced meat
yoza, lets go hit tracy b's cum dumpster this weekend you keen?
yooza sieg fuk
by tracyscumslut November 6, 2018
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Soap cum in my ear

When you get out of the shower after forgetting to rinse your ears hence leaving the “soap cum” in your ear
Alex: “bro i’ll be right back I got soap cum in my ear

David: “ah bro that sucks
by JonTronShow Official May 3, 2022
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Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.
Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
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cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.
Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).
by Master Nudist January 21, 2008
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10 Second Cum-Slap

The art of premeture ejaculation upon entry (well, after about 10 seconds) And then being slaped in the face with a hand covered in cum!
"Dude, i came to early so she gave me a 10 second cum-slap"

"No Way!!"
by Jimmothy_Brap_Brap_Brap June 8, 2009
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nigga fart cum poop explosion

when a black person farts and has an orgasm at the same time while also having explosive diarrhea
Eww dude was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion? That was nasty as fuck!
by Gustav Andersen August 31, 2020
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Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker
Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard
by Schmeckler April 17, 2017
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