When your ex-girlfriend comes around your group of friends telling stories of guys shes been with post you and her breaking up, in some cases she dosen't know shes doing it making her a slut, other times she definetly knows shes doing it making her a bitchy slut.This is in all cases to make you pissed and jelous but often makes her just look like a loose peice of ass infront of you and your friends and is just annoying.
Mark: "Ever since me and kelly broke up all I hear about is the guys she screws."
Jeff: "don't worry it's just Annoying Slut Syndrome, it'll wear off soon."
Jeff: "don't worry it's just Annoying Slut Syndrome, it'll wear off soon."
by the one and only Slade June 16, 2008
Get the Annoying Slut Syndromemug. John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...
Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?
John - Totally...
(John waddles off)
Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?
John - Totally...
(John waddles off)
by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011
Get the Poor Wiping Syndromemug. To want celebrity status at any cost i.e. cosmetic surgery, sleeping around, hosting parties, releasing fashion n perfume lines, cat fight's, releasing music labels etc
To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.
To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.
To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.
To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.
When beauty takes up 120% of your time.
To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.
To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.
To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.
To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.
When beauty takes up 120% of your time.
I woke up this morning at around 2pm in the afternoon and didn't know who to sleep with! I totally had Paris Hilton Syndrome!!! H - E - L - P!
I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!
I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
Get the Paris Hilton syndromemug. Also known as Po4heads, it is defined as a penis growing out of your forehead that usually is diagnosed by Dr. Wasabi. A tell-tale sign is a zit that begins between your eyebrows and proceeds to enlarge into scrotal skin. Then the penis begins to form above said scrotal skin and becomes a fully functional penis on your forehead.
"Did you see me last night fuck that chick with the penis on my forehead?" I said to my buddy, "Thank god for penis on the forehead syndrome I got from that gay guy in prison."
by po4heads January 2, 2010
Get the Penis on the Forehead Syndromemug. A condition in which one has feelings of attraction towards many random women, even those less attractive, due to a period of isolation from society.
Man, after finishing my final exam, I felt some major jail bird syndrome on my way to work.
Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.
Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.
by T-boneCgy August 19, 2011
Get the Jail Bird Syndromemug. The syndrome that eventually permeates nearly all residents of Salt Spring Island, the largest of the Southern Gulf Islands. Characterized by symptoms of supressed or underlying but often unacknowledged despisation, hatred and flaunted superiority towards "New Islanders" or any party new to or unexperienced in the ways of Gulf Island culture.
Aunt Old Timer: "You go to Ganges central town in the summertime and ther'll be the rednecks wearing the shirts that say "If it's called tourist season why can't we shoot at em" and those are the ones who've only been here 2 or 3 years!"
Billy Bob: "Yea being here even 2 or 3 years gives you a pretty bad case of Salt Spring Syndrome"
Billy Bob: "Yea being here even 2 or 3 years gives you a pretty bad case of Salt Spring Syndrome"
by OldtimeIslanderasasas July 20, 2009
Get the Salt Spring Syndromemug. When someone, especially a white male, shows a clear sexual preference for ladies of Hispanic origin, especially Mexican.
by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007
Get the South of the Border Syndromemug.